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Past Lorenzo

from We're Here! by TIBERIUS!

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lyrics

“Life is so hard”
I hear people whine
“There’s so much to do
I haven’t the time!”
But time is my friend
My homey extreme
Past Lorenzo and I
we make a mighty fine team
For instance, if I forget
I'm always one step ahead
I guess its called planning
I call its magic insteadddddd

A: Past Lorenzo’s done it again
L: He left clean socks for me at home for when I came back from my trip
A: Past Lorenzo’s done it again
L: He puts an ice cube in my coffee, so I never have to take the caution sip
A: Past Lorenzo’s done it again
L: When he googled the weather, he had me in mind
A: Past Lorenzo’s done it again
L: He sent my taxes in the mail so I wouldn’t be fined.

Time’s not something you buy
So you've got to be sure that you have an ally
Past Lorenzo, he truly cares
That handsome bastard and I make a mighty fine pair
When the toilet paper’s low, he makes sure Future Lo knoowwwwwwws
So in the future I can wipe my butt!

Past Lorenzo’s done it again
I have reservations for two at my favorite restaurant
Past Lorenzo’s done it again
Remember that time I wasn’t prepared, because I do not!
Past Lorenzo’s done it again
If you see me planting post-it notes, just get on with your day
Past Lorenzo’s done it again
When my lips are chapped, Andy O saves the day!
A: Hey, what're you talkin about?
L: Pants. Left pocket.
A: Chapstick! How long has this been in here?
L: October.


A: Hey Lorenzo, mind if I try out some of this past Andy stuff?
I COOK COOK COOK A LOT OF FOOD AT HOME
TO SAVE MYSELF SOME HOURS AND MONEY DURING THE WEEK
BUT SOMETIMES I GET DRUNK AND EAT ALL THE FOOD
PAST ANDY AND I ARE NOT DANCING CHEEK TO CHEEK
AND MOST TIMES, IN THE END
MY PAST ME’S NOT MY FRIEND
THE THINGS I LIKE TO TASTE
EQUALS THE MONEY THAT I WASTE
CUZ IF YOU BUY SOME CANDY
DO YOU SAVE THE CANDY?
NOT IF YOUR NAME’S ANDY

L: PAST ANDY’S DONE IT AGAIN
A: Didn’t do laundry at all this week, its another interview in dirty clothes
L: PAST ANDY’S DONE IT AGAIN
A: Toilet overflow in the morning, didn't fix it! Sorry Future Andy for your nose
L: PAST ANDY’S DONE IT AGAIN
A: I have keys to dogs houses, dogs that I walk, where those keys are? I don’t know.
L: PAST ANDY’S DONE IT AGAIN
A: Plus a miss a lot cuz I’m taking naps, how do you do it, Lorenzoooo?

L: Time heals all wounds
Absence makes you grow fonder,
but without a friend
You're left alone to wander
You need a past you
Looking out for you
Scraping ice off your car, a cold beer will do

Past Lorenzo’s done it again
Hey Brad! How's it going out there?
B: Oh, pretty goood, pretty good...
A:
L: Are you sure? You don't need anything?
B: I mean, I'm a little hungry...
A:
L: Hey Brad, do me a favor. Check under your keyboard.
B: What, why?
A:
B: A cheeseburger?!?!? I should've known...
ALL:
PAST LORENZO'S
DONE IT AGAINNNNNNN

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from We're Here!, released May 4, 2016

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