We're here!
L: Tell your lady friends
A: I'm on the uke!
L: I don't even play an instrument
Make you laugh
Make you cry
Make you poop
We're Tiberius!
(banter)
You know that the funny show's about to start
When the guys are on the stage talking poops 'n' farts
Poops 'n' farts
Poops 'n' farts
Did you hear that they talkin' bout poops 'n' farts???
We're here!
Tell your lady friends
A: I'm on the uke!
L: I don't even play an instrument
Make you laugh
Make you cry
Make you poop
We're Tiberius!
Just sit back
kick off your shoes
before you sit down just be sure
You've got plenty of boooooooooze
Make you laugh
Make you cry
Make you poo
Make you cry again (it's either laugh, cry, or poo!)
Tiberius makes you laugh
Tiberius makes you cry
Tiberius makes you poo.